8 Exciting but Dulan Encounter with Police

It was almost 1 a.m. after the movie and supper.

My eyes were nearly closed. I was trying my best to keep myself awake by turning on LADY GAGA bad romance loud loud.

I saw a typical police patrol car with 2 saya-mau-duit-kopi-looking policemen inside. At that time, I was on my phone through loud speaker.

Out of the blue, the police patrol car put on their 'be-bo be-bo'. Sigh...I was thinking who was the unlucky one to 'kena' that time. Then, the patrol car went ahead of my Latio jai and one of the policemen waved his hand. I did not know who he was calling so I just continued driving. Mana tau, the police used speaker to ask me to halt my engine. DAMM FUN! 1st time.. I WAS SO LUCKY~

So, as requested, I stopped at the side of road(before One Utama toll). The policemen came out and approached my driver window.

The conversation was something like these:
me : Kenapa?
Police : Kamu cakap dalam handphone masa mandu. Salah tau!
me : Ya, memang saya cakap dalam handphone. Tapi, saya on loud speaker. Apa salah?
Police : Kenapa tak guna itu ada tali punya hand free?
me : (DULAN) Phone ini memang meant untuk guna loud speaker. tak ada tali hand free punya! Kamu call saya lah.. saya demo!
Police : (Looked shocked) Kenapa call kamu?
me : Tunjuk macam mana loud speaker function lah.. loud speaker ialah hand free mah! call saya lah!
Police : Guna itu blue tooth la.
me : Tak ada duit beli!
Police: Tapi saya nampak awak pegang handphone!
me : Dah mau sampai toll. Saya mau ambik smart tag, tapi tag dan handphone jatuh! Jadi pick up lah! Apa salah?
Police : Kerja mana?
me : MMU
Police : Oh, ajar sana? Cyberjaya?
me : Ya! Mau balik rumah sekarang...
Police : Ok. You mau balik mana?
me : Kepong, maluri ...
Police : Kamu jangan pigi smart tag land.. Pigi bayar tunai. Bahaya.
me: Thank you, bye.

I AM SO YAU YENG!

(GRIN) I on my car speaker loud loud again, smiling in victory. Frankly, I was darn scared and nervous but I did not show up on my face.

I had a sleepless night because of this incident. KA NA SAI! What a kns experience that I had with those b*b*s!

DULAN~ Kacau saja