Life being a Tutor...

nY had become a tutor for almost 6 months in both MMU and tuition centre. Hmm... how to describe the experience leh?? "No heart attack also can get heart attack..." Moreover nY is a perfectionist, chance of getting heart diseases is even higher. Choi Choi! Tu Hau Sui Kong Guo! What nY wanna say is... It is really NOT EASY becoming a GOOD tutor.

Let's begin with the F3 students. Oh ya, dunno why ALL my students are male. :D

Last week, they stacked up all the cupboard and water bottles behind the door like a Uno Stacko. Like the gaming rules, they left 30cm space for nY and asked me to pass through the door without dropping any of the bottles. They claimed that they won't pay attention if nY lost in the games. Luckily, nY tried to flatten my tummy by SUCKING in air. The second time they made the space even smaller, they looked die on me that nY couldn't SLIPPED into the class. They thought nY stupid ah... I learnt the "tummy flattening KungFu" when they were still in mama's womb leh! Those terrible students at last shut the door and pushed all those bottles towards the door, intended to block me from entering the class. Kek Sei betul!




Then, the schedule was followed by F1 science class.

Before the class started, they requested for a 10 minutes dinner break. As usual, they would go to the 7-11 to grab some of the buns, soda drinks and Maggie. After the fun fun mum mum session, one of the student BURP loudly. When nY stared at him, he said " ASS KILLS ME, teacher". The other students become very HIGH and keep on drinking the soda drinks to make the BURP sound and repeated the "CUTE" sentences. Geram!!!

After CALM DOWN the class, nY began the science class. Those fellas were not paying attention and started their WAR. 2 students keep punching and pushing each other.

Student A : Give me back my ruler!
Student B : No, it's mine!( imitating Mr. Bean funny voice)
Student A : No, it's mine!
Student B : TEACHER, he rampas my ruler!( imitating Mr. Bean funny voice)
Student A : If you said is yours, prove it!
Student B: Yea, is yours! ( imitating Mr. Bean funny voice)
nY : !@#@#$%^^& Wu Liao! Too free dy!



The ending? The students pretended to go toilet in a group and switched off the light. Here began the HIDE AND SEEK session! And nY always is the ghost who hunts for the children... Aih.... Cham bo?

Standard 5 students

Children nowadays are very brilliant! Small small already very hyperactive! They know how to make FART sound using their ketiak (armpit). They like to pull other's pants until the KKB come out. They are super happy 5 minutes before the class ends because they can start their PS2 games soon. Only act NORMAL and GOOD when mummy returns from work! Haha... Happiest moment in their life that time is TUITION CLASSES / SCHOOL cancel !!! Agree?

Come back to MMU students...

Among 40 students in the class, only 3 are girls in my tutorial group. Haha.. Dunno why!!???
There was a in-lab assignment last Friday and nY had to invigilate the lab. The closed-book assignment was on the spot with 2 students in a group. The duration for the assignment is one hour. Ngek! It's time to PLAY the students again. They were busy cracking their head to produce the program. Some students even forgot how to compile and save the program after 4 weeks of tutorials.

nY roamed around the class and tried not to help the students. Suddenly, a student shouted, " LengLui, can you come over? We need your help!"

Although nY was damm happY that time, I still acted fierce and said, " No extra marks will be given even you called me lenglui. Instead marks will be deducted!!!". Then the students were shocked and begged, "Teacher, don't be so cruel la. We know you very good and nice one right? ". Hey, they are 5 years younger than me and they flirted the tutor! Kanasai betul kan!!!


Therefore, nY must live a healthy life to overcome the " KekSeiness" given by my BELOVED students. nY must eat a lot of supplements and rest 99 to face the challenges everyday! Oh god, please let me live longer and healthier! :D

Anyway, nY still "loves" my students ALOT! Life being a tutor is really fun and challenging! XD