Call from Polis Diraja Malaysia


Yesterday while I was cracking my head for my master proposal, my little pinky phone rang.

The number was from someone anonymous. Without hesitation, nY quickly picked up the call.


Anonymous : Halo… Adakah ini Cik Yip?

nY : Ya. Saya Cik Yip.

Anonymous : Oh… Selamat petang, Cik Yip. Saya ialah Zaki dari Polis Diraja Malaysia Bukit Aman.



nY : * Whisper in heart* Oh shit, what happened? What had I done? I
didn’t speed, didn’t eat “Ba Wong Chan”, didn’t torture my students…. how come?


Anonymous : Cik Yip kerja sekarang?


nY : Ya. Sebagai tutor kat Multimedia University. (Why he needs to know this?)

Anonymous : Rupanya cik tutor. Saya mendapat profile cik daripada Multimedia University sebagai salah satu calon untuk menjadi jurutera telekomunikasi PDRM Bukit Aman. Jadi cik minat tak kalau kami menawarkan gaji 3 ribu bulanan?

nY :(Yewwwww….. Hak sei ngo….Offer me job is it…. ) Err… minat tapi saya sudah bond dengan Yayasan Telekom Msia selama 10 tahun. Sorry


Anonymous : Ada cara untuk release bond?


nY : Ada. Kena bayar balik semua allowance dan tuition fees. Lebih kurang 100k.

Anonymous : Jadi cik minat tak kalau dapat release bond Telekom?


nY : Erm… Tak untuk masa ni. Masih study master. Terima kasih.


Anonymous : Oh… Takpa lah. Terima kasih. Cik boleh hubungi PDRM ataupun dengan Student Affairs MMU kalau cik berminat dengan kerja ni.



Phew… !@#$%^&*! I thought something happened to my family or what…. But good to work in Bukit Aman too. The name PDRM engineer seems very yau yeng and ganas! Wuahahahah … Good pay somemore!



Anyone interested? The fastest way to get to PDRM is you take a stick and go whack one of the Yong SuiSui mia securities @ Cyberia. If I’m not mistaken, the policemen will find you in less than 10 minutes.


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